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ha ha! glad to have you know me.

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so we can really “get off”,

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i brought to the party some factual data,

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regarding ...

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myself!

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yo! my name’s rex like a king

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i’m a classic, jurassic passionate thing

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if you ever need a big strong

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hand on your helm

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i’m a lord of the land

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and a knight of the realm

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i’m a pleasure dome by royal decree

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i’m like rome cos all roads lead to me

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i’m a fullblood prince

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most charming of all

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and every cinderella wants come to my ball

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i do a fifty yard dash a four minute mile

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a high dive splash and i do it in style

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i’m the best of breed

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i’m a new gold standard

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i’m everything you need beamin’

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down to your planet

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i'm formula one i'm a gattling gun

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i'm brighter than the light

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of a thousand suns

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i’m the biz, i’m the shiz

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i’m the source of all laughter

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a night to remember and the morning after

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i am

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that great.

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i am

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the man

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i am

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that great.

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i am

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the man

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that’s me!

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woah.

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right. er ... who needs a vitamin?

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i’m so sorry.

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- vitamin? - he’s ...

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#name?

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#name?

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so, that’s enough about me.

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what do other people say

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... about me?

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they say . . .

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i’m a big man on campus nine feet tall

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whatever you’ve heard babe believe it all

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i’m a heavyweight champ a thousand watt amp

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there’s no bushel big enough

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to hide my lamp

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i’m a smorgasboard of prime beef cuts

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the beall and endall, from soup to nuts

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i’m raw cane sugar, himalyan salt

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i’m a 40 year barrelaged single malt

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i’m a samurai sword a diamond jam

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i’m a fivestar, bonein, iberico ham

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forget the new kids i’m the block

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hold onto your chickens cos i’m the cock

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i am

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that great

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i am the man

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i am

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that great

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i am the man

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that’s me!

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ladies and gentlemen.

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please make some noise for . . .

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me!

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the man!

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i’m interplanetary extraordinary

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if i wasn't so cute hmm. i might be scary

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i’m the final frontier of dance in the dark

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for me a light year is a walk in the park

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my ride’s outside it’s called “the one”

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i’m on a five year mission of nonstop fun

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to boldly “go” that’s what i do

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where no man’s been sound good to you?

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i am

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that great

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i am

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the man

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i am

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that great

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i am

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the man

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that’s me!

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right.

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er ... good.